Q: Is wearing a hat of meat harmful to my hair? A: On the contrary, the protein and natural juices found in meat provide your hair with essential nutrients. Traces of fat lubricate the follicles, in some cases even encouraging new growth. Q: How can I prevent a hat of meat from going bad? A: We suggest that when not in use, you keep your hat of meat in the refrigerator or freezer. For periods of prolonged exposure, spraying your hat with a thin coat of hairspray or Pam provides hours of protection. Q: How do I discourage flies and dogs from pestering me when I am wearing a hat of meat? A: A squirt-gun filled with lemon or lime juice is an excellent canine deterrent. A thin coat of hairspray on your hat of meat will keep the flies away. Q: Is it safe for me to eat a hat of meat? A: Except for hats made of beef or other types of jerky, it is not recommended that you ingest any type of meat hat. Q: How can I combat the foul smell that sometimes comes with older hats of meat? A: A simple solution is to lightly baste your hats of meat with barbecue sauce, teriyaki or other aromatic marinades. Q: Is there such thing as a wig or toupee of meat? A: Yes. Manhattan’s trendy “Meatheads” shop offers a wide selection of hair replacement options made entirely of meat. | |
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